I want to get some cheese. how?

Question

how do i get the cheese

Answer 1

The answer to this question is quite simple. First, evaluate your age and transportation status. Are you able to drive? If so, do you have a car? If so, does your car have gas? If you answered no to any of these questions then your next step is to call a cab/get on a bus. Once you have found you transportation so should now get some money and place it in your pocket and then go to the nearest grocery store. When you get there, go to the cheese department. Pick your cheese and head for the checkout center. Buy your cheese and walk outside. If you are taking public transportation home, remember to eat all of your cheese before a hobo steals it*. Otherwise, Use your transportation to take you home where you can eat your cheese in private

*Also note that if the cheese is not meant for your consumption, then you should hide it from the hobos.

Answer 2

A COW!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Go to the store and buy some .... go to a restaurant and order something with cheese on it