I want to have Condoleezza Rice for dinner, how long should I boil it?

Question

Should I keep the lid on?

Add spices?

Answer 1

I's say 9-11 minutes would be just right

Answer 2

that would be the funniest brand of rice... lol... i say boiling is just... and then maybe frying it to make fried rice!!!!

Answer 3

Wow, it's amazing how after you hear a joke about 50 million times it isn't funny. maybe I should tell that "mushroom walks into a bar" joke, since mushrooms are food.

Answer 4

This particular Rice deserves to be boiled in HOT OIL for at least 3 hours!

Answer 5

Condoleeza won't like this and it's cannibalism isn't it? ...and I think she already has a dinner engagement.

The Muse

Answer 6

LMAO Condoleza is gonna get hot and furious if u don't boil her say for 80 hrs continously so please do that hmmm yeah u can keep the lid on partially so that she doen't spill over, mmmmm wudn't bush tell u the right ingrediants u need to add to her....but at the end only bush can taste Condoleza Rice !!!