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I want to have a tea party for the faeries at the bottom of the garden. What should I serve them?

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Faerie cakes would be dreadfully twee. Would they like water cress sandwiches with the crusts cut off?

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  1. The wee folk prefer finger food.  Consider their height when entertaining them.  If they are comfortable sitting on a blanket - you can kneel down and serve them.  

    Always speak softly, our voices sound very harsh and loud to them.  If you are their friend and take the time, they will repay you back in many ways.  

    Keep the cuisine light, carefully diced to accommodate their wee tummies!


  2. Definitely cupcakes.

  3. Yes, water cress sandwiches are good

  4. I showed this to the wife, don't you know and SHE said to watch OUT for watercress, as it's notorious for parasites! I'd scald it first, she says, then (what's that?) oh, FREEZE it).

    But if it's tea, don't the Brits (we Yanks don't do it) commonly serve cakes and cucumber sandwiches?

    Who knows but what the faeries wouldn't put up with a dram or 3 of single-malt Scotch, or perhaps a sip of ale?

    OH, dash it! I'm  takin' 'em all to the Red Sox game and there they'll have Fenway Franks and beer...and can climb the green monster a'rterwards......

  5. The blood of your enemies

  6. Shroom tea - you've obviously got a supply.

  7. **** Nick.

  8. faeries like cream and shiny things, so serve them cupcakes with whipped cream and shiny sprinkles on top.  don't let them take you into their realm tho, darling, we'd miss you terribly.

  9. Magic mushrooms on toast.

  10. Raspberry cookies and rose petal tea.

  11. Give them nuts..Cos thats what you are so, you will have enough to share.

  12. serve them a dose of salvia 20x they will love you for it

  13. I invited a nymph back to mine.. we did not worry about what we were eating..

  14. Sure just remember no salt faires can't stand salt.

  15. please stop your scaring me...

  16. I'll have whatever you're having.

  17. Okay, well, Early grey tea, cucumber sandwitches (triangles without crusts), Clotted Cream with Jam (jelly) on scones.

  18. How about Itsy Bitsy cupcakes?

  19. Fairy cakes of course!

    Some fairies i know insist on having poppers when they all meet up for a party, lots of leather and whips too!! lol
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