I want to hear a real scary story?

Question

could anybody tell me a scary story thats real

Answer 1

Okay, but I hope your sitting on a toilet.

My fat mom is standing in front of the T.V. singing martina mcbride and shaking her hips in a thrusting motion, she is gyrating around in a circle.

As well as doing a little spin... there is huffing and puffing, this is her idea of working out... scare you?

Answer 2

A girl got a doll for her birthday that was Ancient. She got it for her birthday from an Aunt who has found it in the store. It had devil beat eyes, and a wicked smile. She thought it was creepy so she put it under the stairs. When she was in her bed she heard, :Penny, I'm on the first step". She was scared but to scared to scream. The next day she told her mom and she said it was just a drem. It went on like that for a 1 week and 3 days until She heard "Penn, i'm on the last step and I'm after you!" The next day she was found dead on the stairs with the wicked doll...smiling.

Answer 3

Okay, but I hope you are sitting near a toilet.

Jeb Bush is thinking about running for President!  Another Bush in the White House!  Now that is the scariest thought ever!

Answer 4

okay.... but I hope your sitting on a toilet.

all key market indicators point to america being in an unstoppable recession.

not only is the housing market collapsing, but with a net loss in revenue for the majority of big businesses, the future job market is likely to see a decline in employment of atleast 20%

with no new jobs the stock market will take a huge hit and the govt will most likely instill an increased capital gains tax of 7% to 12% !