I want to join a motorcyle gang, but i domnt know what to tell my wife????

Question

I want to join a motorcyle gang, but i domnt know what to tell my wife????

Answer 1

Dont give up your job on the ice cream truck!!

Ask if you can follow them in it  then offer them free ones if they dont tell the little wife on you

Answer 2

Tell her to get in the kitchen bi$ch and make me some pie.

Answer 3

I think you are confused.  

If you were a person to join a motorcycle "gang", you wouldn't give a sh** what your wife thought and your wife would be part of the gang too.

You must be a regular married guy who wants to buy his first motorcycle to ride with his friends in a motorcycle "club" and don't know if your wife will approve, because motorcycles are dangerous.

Answer 4

its not a gang

but a crew or club

im from one its so fun

we go to bike night

and go to the stunt stop

just tell her

woman

im going to join (fill in the blank)

its nothing bad just a group of bikers

that ride to certain spots.

if you wanna go you can go check for

your self

but you have to wear a t shirt that says

im the ***** that fell off haha just kidding

Answer 5

You might want to start your own ..ahem..."gang". I'm sure you keep your bike at a buddy's house to keep the wife from finding out about it. So you'll have to include him too. I would suggest some names for your club, but I don't think the Yahoo censor bots would allow them.

OK ninebadt..., that was ******* funny.

Answer 6

lmfao @ indianjo!!!

you better have more than just a Harley T-Shirt...you need to have the bike too.

Answer 7

you want to join the h***s angles?  bad choice ... she will not be happy and noone is going to come up with answers to make her happy.

Answer 8

Let me explane something, son.That's not quite how it works. First, it's a club, not a gang, secondly I don't think your fellow members are gonna give much respect if you are afraid of your wife. Maybe you should join the bowling league or something similar.

Answer 9

tell your wife, your balls are in the top drawer.

Answer 10

That's what they want is some phuzzy that's afraid of his wife

Get this tatoo

LOSER

Answer 11

Aww c'mon..tell her you're just going riding with some nice ol guy who rides a scooter.Surely you're more creative than that??

Answer 12

You know when you join, you have ot share your ole lady with the Bros, so she is gonna find out the hard way

Answer 13

Not the kind of question a prospect ask,You sure about this?

Answer 14

tell her the truth you are a sissy and need her protection to go and play with the big boys mama my ------ hurts grow up

Answer 15

First you need to learn how to spell Motorcycle and then a real bad a## biker would never ask his wife he would just tell her.

Answer 16

I had a cousin join a motorcycle gang we did not see him for 35 years. The gang became his new family and they shared everything even their wives. So if you want to join true “Gang”. Tell her she will now have about 30 guys at one time the first night.  If your wife agrees, you have a chance of joining a gang.

Answer 17

Tell her she's no longer your wife; she's your moll, and she belongs to the whole gang. If she complains, she'll need a physical demonstration.

Answer 18

if your tuff enough to join a gang...then shut up b*tch...should do it - when she starts harassing you...

OR maybe just don't join one...usually not the best of plans unless it's run by a church group...

Answer 19

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't even come up with a response to this one.s***w it i'm going to bed.

Wait i thought of one thing...your going to be loads of fun when it's time to play let's **** with the prospect.When they get too tough on ya, threaten to tell your wife,they'll back off for sure.

Answer 20

To: diane x,

You answered a this question, about joining a club. He never once said the h***s Angels. in his posting. How the did you come up with this club name out of his posting? Since women can't join this club. Maybe you should keep your opinion to your self.

Answer 21

1. Make sure the insurance is paid up; and

2. Have the lawyer and the bondsman both on retainer.

Answer 22

Just pack up and leave. Don't tell her. She'll kick you a$$ when she finds out. You won't want to be around.

Answer 23

If you have to come here and ask, you just aren't what they will want around. They sort out the wanna be bunch real quick.

Answer 24

a gang huh. You seem real brave :)

Answer 25

lol a  motorcyle gang ..that is just to cute  lol