I want to know funny stories

Question

hello...

well, i like to hear funny stories or jokes..

however, my friends are out of funny stories or jokes...

i want to hear more funny stories so if anyone knows any funny stories or jokes, please answer this question.

thank you!!

Answer 1

Hi, Jenny, try this one:-

An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.

Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. "I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.

"No, from skipping", The Blonde explained.

Answer 2

well me and my friend went joging and it turn in to walk and eating chips we went down the kanell well went to a  little gill witch if u walk across it u sink  (witch we didnt no )   So my friend dared me to try and walk acrosss it i got stuck   and cpuld get out i wos scermin ma hed off lololol     then i ran after her

Answer 3

blonde jokes never get old :) Here are some of my fave sites with blonde jokes:

http://www.coolblondejokes.com/

http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.htm...

http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/blonde_j...

and here are some sites with other jokes:

http://www.ahajokes.com/

http://www.cleanjoke.com/

http://www.jokesclean.com/

http://www.rd.com/clean-jokes-and-laughs

Happy Laughs!!!! :)