I want to pull a prank on my 87 year old housekeeper. How can I really scare her?

Question

I'm a bit miffed with her. I have reason to believe she has been using my bathroom while I am away at work. She has her own quarters for that type of behavior.

Also she has been folding my towels incorrectly, she bought the wrong brand of ketchup, and forgot to pick up my dry cleaning last week.

Worst of all, she hangs my suits in the closet with the open part of the hanger towards me, so I have to lift the hanger, push it farther into the closet, pull it down and then out. Is she trying to ruin me??

Answer 1

SHE'S 87!!!!

No one should have to work when they are at that age, and the fact that you want to possibly cause her a heart attack just because she's not doing EVERYTHING perfect like you want, that makes you seem like a gigantic self-righteous douche with an inflated head. I can't believe you're complaining about this petty little stuff on the internet.

This just goes to show that there's a serious lack of respect for the elderly in this world. I hope you know that what goes around comes around.

Answer 2

on some day that your not working take her to some place

like a movie theater then seat her sorta in the middle

and during the movie say  i need to go to the bathroom

and drive of then let her watch the movie an freak off

by letting her stay at the theater after the movie

by HERSELF she will freak out trying to find u

maybe she will even go to look in the boys bathroom

and then later on pick her up and if u want annoy her

some MORE ha ha jk  

Answer 3

I would assume she also wiped your buttock in the wrong direction this morning also? She obviously must go.

Answer 4

okay you buy a wig...dress up as a house keeper and start re-cleaning what she already has done.  A good housekeeper would be pissed that someone else is trying to do there job.  And then you can rearrange her clothes.  Its either that or superglue some quarters to the kitchen floor she'll spend all day trying for those suckers!  

Answer 5

hire some young teenage girls actors--  strategically place them in different areas of the house ( closets, basement, etc) - make them appear to be bound and gagged ( not really though in case they have to pee or p**p),-  when she starts to clean or sneak through your things, she will come across these girls-- she will probably get a real hoot out of it--****   ps advice, make sure your close by in case she has a heart attack, or worse, tries to call 911--   police have very little humor in pranks like this

Answer 6

i would agree your over-reacting

but hey, you asked for a prank

get some candles, oil and a love cd

sit on your sofa/bed/outside pool chair naked and call her through

you'll shock her to death

:)

Answer 7

dude she is 87 years old, go figure  

Answer 8

i think you should stop being a prissy little ***** and deal with it  lol