I want to take my colored wife to the Olympics?

Question

But I'm worried about the smog because it's BAD there. We've had this planned for 25 years but didn't expect her to have a baby. Is it ok to breathe in Beijing? Do they sell stuff like oxygen masks or tanks that we can bring?

Answer 1

im sure you can by a mask before you go. but what does that have to do with your wife being colored?? all you had to say was can i take my wife and child to the olympics.......

Answer 2

Ok, so what does that have to do with your wife being 'colored'? I think you should most definitely take several oxygen tanks of your own. Throw a fit if airport security tries to stop you taking them on the plane. After all, you never know what those awful Beijing people will put in the tanks they rent to you foreigners and their colored wives. Just tell airport security you paid for the air, and you're going to take it no matter what. They can't stop you.

/sarcasm

Answer 3

To many places i've been, i have never been in Beijing but i do not think it will be safe to breath so easily. As there is Millions of people, and its the olympics. Also i do know its kind of smoggy over there.

Hoped i helped.