I want to use static electricity to generate heat?

Question

Does anybody know where I can pick up a 15'000 square acre shag carpet?

Answer 1

you could use the surface of the moon, it generates vast amounts of useless static electricity, and all you need is a long cable, to bring that power home.

Answer 2

you could use a smaller carpet , and rig up some sort of system involving a bicycle ( someone would have to cycle it) that would rub the carpet to generate the static.

The power you generated could then be used to heat water ( just like any normal heating system in a house) and that could then be passed through a standard radiator to "radiate" the heat.  

Try it!