I wanted to send a card or note to...........

Question

My ex, he has the smallest p***s on earth and I wanted to make fun of him so bad.

Any suggestings on what I can send him other than a measly note or card?

Answer 1

Sure, if you write "I'm one of those stupid persons that makes fun of people's genitials" :P

Answer 2

one of those REALLY tiny water baloons, no water air or anything just the empty baloon then if posible put it in his underwear drewyar or if you know where he keeps his condems put it in the box and write "here i did you a favor. since they dont sell these sizes of condems i gave you one that fits you perfect...we dont want to risk getting anyone pregnant because the condem wont stay on... do we?

idk...its kind of lame idk if ur gonna like it