I was arrested for wearing a bowl of fruit on my head. Should I have been read my Carmen Miranda rights?

Question

I feel so violated. Is it just sour grapes? How do you like them apples?

Answer 1

Next time tell the cop to lay off of your banana!

Answer 2

Good one, Harry!

Answer 3

Only if you were gong to be interrogated, but since your lawyer filed his briefs with the court, they were Fruit of the Loom, so the peach Fuzz had to let you go.

Answer 4

Time for bed...

Answer 5

Carmen Miranda rights? What makes you think she was right?

May be she WAS.. but probably a real Right royal fruit cake! And you not doing yourself any flavours acting like a fruit salad.

May be it WAS sour grapes. If you had grapes in the basket then you were arrested because the fruits were exposed in the sun and was fermenting and that makes you ambulant under intoxication.

Cheers

Answer 6

Trip them coppers with a banana peel and it will all be peachy keen. If they get ugli after that then orange to have their patrol car filled with shaving cream.

Answer 7

<Grin>   is that a banana on your head or.....

Thanks for a giggle