I was born in Kenya and raised as a Muslim, Can I be president? ?

Question

My Momma tried to fly back to Hawaii from Kenya for me to be born there, but the airline wouldn't let late term mothers fly, to prevent births on da plane. I spent 20 years attending a racist church, but I didn't listen to what was said, I've smoked pot and snorted cocaine, I think babies are a punishment from God and that all babies should be aborted for this reason.

Will you vote for me?

Answer 1

If you're talking about becoming the President of Djibouti you may have a chance.

Answer 2

Yes

Bill  Clinton's NeoCon GATT agreement has made anything possible.

Answer 3

If your real, NO

If your a ***** looking for attention, No

How about get a job?

Answer 4

No problem, I'm voting for ya, because of the damage the previous idiot and his minions have done and the failed policy that they would continue.  

Answer 5

Only if you befriend an unrepentant terrorist.

Answer 6

I would a billion times over rather have a Jew as our next president than a muslim.

Answer 7

.

Answer 8

Ummm, okay. Great. Thanks for that.

*thumbs down* What? Because I didn't get upset about this? Give me a break.

Answer 9

wow you racist son of a *****

Answer 10

Only if you have an underaged kid that's pregnant.

Answer 11

YES.

Because you talk about the real issues, unlike McCain who prefers to play the crowd and tell war stories from a billion years ago.

Answer 12

Are you a community organizer and eat prunes?