I was caught by my dad!! and??

Question

well i was in room it was like 12 30 so it happened like 2 hrs ago and i was masturbating i like using the pillow so i was humpin it and it made sounds and i heard a noise but i ignored it and kept goin 1 min later my dad opens the door turns on the light looks at me very angrily and says what are u doing he knew of course then he said ur messing up ur life and then walked away i was caught when i was very little and my dad told me to stop then i was caught again and we had verbal fight and told me its bad for u he said u cant have a baby and stuff later i realized he was wrong so i kept doing it then 2 years later i was caught again and we kinda had the same fight but this time it was alittle bit more intense but a little bit more discussion as i tired to prove him he is wrong but all i said was i looked it up and its normal and then days or weeks later it kinda blew over and my dad was off my case now a year later here i am again my dad caught me and tomo he will probably come and actually talk or scream at me about it and telll me to stop and how its so bad but my questions is should i just listen to him and try to lie again and say i wont do it anymore or tell him i was doing it because i couldnt sleep (its hard for me to sleep and he knows that so he might buy it) and i do it every so often so i can sleep or that i do it for exercise i workout alot and i can just say i do it cuz its fun and a workout i need something to say to him when he asks why were u doing it ( last time he caught me he asked that i wanted to just say its cuz im horny why do u think but i just kinda looked away from him and ignored the question while he kept yelling) or finally should i just tell him lets go to a doctor tomo and ask him if its healthy? but that might be really weird any advice?

Answer 1

Smart thing to do, would be stop letting yourself get caught.

Seriously, how many times do you have to get caught before you learn to do it behind a locked door?

Answer 2

obviously u know its not wrong.. ur not weird, nothing going to fall off or happen later because of it... its really ur dads problem not urs...i suggest u ask him to take u to the doctor... and the doctor can bring ur dad up to date and educate him..u seem like a good kid dont let this mess  u up..its totally normal

Answer 3

Be more careful and not so noisy.

maybe he is jealous because he cant do it as much himself anymore and get the same enjoyment.

Answer 4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/o****m#Orga...

Answer 5

You might want to try calling his bluff with that last idea but I bet he might believe that it helps to get you to sleep so start with that and then tell him that you guys should visit a doctor

The workout thing however wont work

Answer 6

yeah, its healthy, is your dad catholic b/c they frown on doing that stuff...next time he argues ask him if he never did it?

Answer 7

ur dad was mad because ..maybe he wanted to do it to..next time he see u doing tell him if he want to join in..let him a hand.  

Answer 8

First, for the sake of domestic harmony, figure out some way of doing your business more quietly. Maybe consider if there isn't some way you can rearrange your room so that you're not immediately visible as soon as someone opens the door.

As far as what your father says will happen due to you masturbating, he's talking c**p. It's not bad for you and it definitely doesn't mean you won't be able to have children when you're older.

When I was a teenager, I masturbated two, three or more times a day as a matter of course. When I was in my twenties, I normally had two orgasms a day, either during s*x with a partner or due to masturbation. When I was thirty, I got married and that lasted 20 years. During all that time, I continued to m********e at least once a day.

I met my current partner last year and we have a four month-old daughter. Even though my partner is over 40 and so past her peak fertility phase and even though I was 52 at the time, we know for a fact that she became pregnant the first time we had unprotected s*x.

So much for my masturbation causing any problems on that front.

Answer 9

It is normal and it is NOT unhealthy.

Make a doctors appointment and bring up the subject (your doctor does it too so don't be embarrassed)... have your dad there so he can hear it.

In the meantime, do not lie to him. Hear him out, even though its silly and stay calm... don't yell back. Lies break trust and broken trust breaks important relationships.

The more calm you are in the conversation you are, the more he likely will be as he begins to calm down.

He may just be embarrassed that he caught you... and concerned that you are having s*x or may have s*x soon. Parents can be funny about things like this... we worry because we care.

Reassure him but do not lie.  

Answer 10

You should of used your Mom's fresh baked Apple pie instead.

Answer 11

nah, masturbatin is good bro

ur dad is bein a ******

Answer 12

you poor kid.  your dad may be a great dad in other areas of your life, but in this one i'm afraid he isn't much.  pass this on to him.

Answer 13

I'm sorry to tell you, your dad is wrong, it's not bad for you.

It's good because:

-Lowers your chance for prostate cancer

-Feels good

-Prevents wet dreams

Keep whacking off!

Answer 14

tell him he can't do anything about it.

Guys are very hormonal. So, be like dad, you were a kid before. You know how it is. It isn't bad for you, so stop lying to me. I caught you in your bluff. Point blank. Also, it's proven to help eliminate prostate cancer, because it keeps the prostate functioning. Another thing, this whole thing is stupid. You blow up on me for doing this, and expect me to stop?

I remember, the line I used against my dad when he caught me this one time that really made them feel bad and upset was that, You know. You always decide when I'm wrong. But since you invaded my privacy at a crucial time, you are wrong. And then you try to make me feel like I did the bad thing. You were the one that barged into my room, the only place I can claim to be mine. You are the one that lied to me and tried to make me feel as if i was the one in the wrong.

I would say that. But if thats not how you feel than whatever. Point is, is that when my dad did that, he disrespected me. so, i was given the right away to put him in his place, even if he is an elder. Adults need reality checks too you know.

Answer 15

dude that sucks.

what you really need to be asking is how you can be more discreet. and how to lock doors....

dude, everyone masturbates. that's stupid, it not unhealthy wtf... the complete opposite...

and you know what you dad masturbates. every morning in the shower he masturbates just like everyoe else.

and if he says anything to you, you just that.

"dad, i heard you masturbating in the bathroom every day this week! hypocrite!!!"

Answer 16

It's perfectly normal

Answer 17

thats a lie! you can still have babies after you do those things! its completely healthy! you need to have a talk with your dad and say your sorry and that you couldnt help yourself. make it sound cheesy and corny but realistic as well. continue to m********e but try to do it when no ones around or in the shower or at a later time. try to get a lock and be on a constant look out for parents!

Answer 18

actually, it's a proven that a man that has more s*x or masturbates will have a lesser chance of losing the ability to have a baby(i forgot the word).

so as the old saying goes "USE IT OR LOSE IT". you should look into it.