I was in a pawn shop and saw a chess set

Question

is that ironic?

Answer 1

If only you were a king in a (k)night club.

Answer 2

You should tell that one to Steven Wright.

I went to a general store.

They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs,

was it a joke?

Change is inevitable....

except from vending machines.

I spilled spot remover on my dog.

Now he's gone.

I named my new dog "Stay".

It's fun to call him.

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I have a rare photograph of Houdini

locking his keys in his car.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.

You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

I got a full house and four people died.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.

Now I don't know what to feed it.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.

I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu."

The waiter said, "Don't I know you?"

If you're in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light, and

then you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven,

and then almost went back in time.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled,

how would we know?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking",

but I don't have that much time.

There was a power outage at the mall.

Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.

I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.

I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

I installed a skylight in my apartment.

The people who live above me are furious!

I bought some dehydrated water,

but I don't know what to add to it.

-- Steven Wright

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Answer 3

HI Pink:

Not too unusual.  Here are some other things you might expect to see in a pawn shop.

Ladies Purses

Tea Sets

Dinnerwear / Dishes sets

Leather Jackets

Wedding Dresses

Perfume

Hot dog / chips and soda lunches for the customers

Men's / Ladies western boots

Refrigerators

Harley Davidson bikes

Among other items you would not normally think you would find in a pawn shop.   They will take what they think will sell.

Thanks for reading.  :))

Answer 4

No, that is called shopping.

Answer 5

Hahah not really.

Answer 6

Love It!

Answer 7

no

Answer 8

Now you are the "king" of pun, and deserve an award by the "board" of jokers

;^)