I was in bed this morning half asleep and I thought...Hang on?

Question

I can cook my own food, wash my own clothes and myself, keep myself fit and healthy, drive my own car and maintain it, Keep the house clean, earn my own money SO what do I need my girlfriend for other than to remove my white creamy goodness. Have any other guys thought this (obviously you would not say it to her face)

Answer 1

a girlfriends main function isnt to provide for you. its to be with you and to enjoy your company and to have an emotional connection.

from now on, you remove your own 'white creamy goodness'.

Answer 2

If a woman is a maid to you, then no , you dont need us. If s*x is all you want from us, go to a prostitute.

Most men want a woman in their life as they provide love and companionship. Support and one day a family...

I feel sad for you. Your an empty vessel  

Answer 3

Huh, "Remove your white creamy goodness". Never heard it put that way and well to be honest with you if thats ALL you have to offer a woman..... you ARE better off letting her go. Maybe one day when you get a little older and more mature you will understand what it's like to have someone you WANT to be with and not just for the extraction of white not so goodness. h**l if that's the case you can extract that yourself too, Mr. independent........

Answer 4

I'm sure that you can find another way to remove your white creamy goodness without the aid of your girlfriend.  

Answer 5

then you aint in love

and you dont deserve a women untill youve matured

if thats your look apon women (Y)

Answer 6

Uhm.... to love her? :S

Unless this is a troll, that is...

Answer 7

?????

Shouldn't she be the one cooking your food and doing your washing and cleaning the house.

You are letting her off very lightly mate.

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Answer 8

If that is how you think you will probiblly die a very lonely bitter old man  

Answer 9

hmmm i doubt you are attractive

Answer 10

Since its the only thing she does, make her remove ur white creamy goodness more often

Answer 11

youv'e got a reasonable point my freind,but im a believer of why buy a dog and then wag your own tail

Answer 12

Well us women are not only used for that, you obviously do not LOVE your girlfriend or incapable of love. Your girlfriend should be there to make you smile when you are feeling down, to make your eyes go wide with happiness when she does something you like or love to make your senses go crazy when she isnt there etc.  

Answer 13

THATS WHY THEY'RE CALLED B1TCHES SON!  

Answer 14

women are for cooking and cleaning. you're letting her off easy.

Answer 15

he he your so funny  he he he he  

Answer 16

A man needs a woman for love, companionship and sympathy.

And preferably at three different addresses.