I was proposed to at Taco Bell! Do you have a lame marriage proposal story?

Question

Just kidding! My hot sauce packet said "Will you marry me?" on it! Anyhow, Tell me about a proposal that was just plain dumb! You can also make up a scenario that you would majorly disprove of! Entertain me! :-)

Answer 1

Well, my proposal from my current fiance was totally perfect.

But my ex once proposed to me by saying "Do you want to go get married so you can be on my insurance?"

I was like "Yeah, that's a reason to get married!" and I walked off.  It was so stupid.

Answer 2

My proposal was pretty good, but worst case scenario:

Girl walks in on her guy, "getting it on" with some other chick.

She immediately turns around to leave, he runs behind her, tripping on the pants he's trying to pull back on, catches up to her, grabs her hand, turns her to face him, and says

"Baby, it's not what you think. I love you! Will you marry me?!"

The other chick is standing in the background, trying to cover herself with the cover she pulled from the bed...

Pretty bad, huh?

My real proposal:

We were sitting, watching TV, when all of a sudden he says, "I know we've already agreed on it, so it's not much of a surprise but I hope you like it" He showed me a humongous solitaire on a yellow gold setting (He had texted me previously "White or Yellow gold?" and I had answered "White") and he went right on to "I know it's not what you were expecting, but when I saw this one it made me think about you: simple, elegant and beautiful. None of the others compared to this one, and you deserve the best"

What can any girl do, but fall for the ring, and him all over again!?

Answer 3

ha ha ha that was good.made me laugh.i would say at a drive through.like mcdonalds or something...how lame is that?lol

Answer 4

look up some of the proposals on youtube.  they are pretty funny

Answer 5

One of my friends pulled her guy into a jewelry store to look at rings.  She  tried one on and said she liked it.  Her boyfriend said it was too much, pointed to one that was similar but smaller, bought it and gave it to her to wear out of the store (luckily it fit).  He never really asked her but....they're engaged!

I blocked this from my mind but I did have an ex say that he wanted me to drop out of school so we could get married, I could drive around with him (he wanted to be a truck driver) and then stay at home with the babies when I had them.  Over the phone with no ring or anything, wow, was I ever swept off my feet.

Answer 6

lol those little packets are funny!

Answer 7

My proposal kinda sucked but it's okay, I know my fiancee isn't that romantic. He and I went to a strip club as a joke for his b-day. Well we got into an argument b/c of something there and then made up later. We got white castle and went home. We were both drunk, eating White Castle Cheeseburgers in our living room and he proposed then and there. How romantic right? LOL

Oh and by the way this is 100% TRUE!

Answer 8

Are you bored?

Answer 9

My proposal story was absolutely perfect, but my friend once told me how her ex-fiance (no wonder he's an ex!) proposed to her:

It was her birthday, and she came home early to see him waiting for her in the driveway.  He gave her (get this!) a Trader Joe's $50 gift certificate as a birthday present!!!!!  Then, as she sat down on the couch to watch TV, he hands her a box.  No "will you marry me?", getting down on one knee, NOTHING. Just hands her the box.  To me, that is the crappiest proposal story ever.

BTW, he wound up cheating on her in the end and my friend found out (this is even worse than the proposal story) two months before the wedding by calling his cellphone, and a girl picked up and said "I'm the girl who's doing your man."

True story, can't get much worse than that.

Hope it was entertaining =)

Answer 10

Ok my best friend in all the world.  I love her to death.  We were roommates in college and she was dating this guy.  She's in college going to be a teacher and he is the most redneck guy you can imagine.  When I met him I was shocked b/c he was nothing like guys we'd talked about being interested in.

So he drives up to the college to see her one weekend as he did most weekends.  They went out to dinner.  He proposed to her in the Shoney's PARKING LOT.  Not even inside at the freakin buffet but outside in the parking lot while sitting in his truck.  He had the ring and everything so this was not spur of the moment.  He had the ring in the ashtray.  Pulled it out and said "I'm not the type to get down on one knee.  Will you be my wife"

I felt so bad b/c when she came back and told me I started laughing.  I just couldn't help myself.  (BTW It didn't work out--she called off the engagement a few months later)

Answer 11

well i'm only 22 and a guy so when i meet that special lady, i'll make sure my proposal isn't lame. eheheheh

Answer 12

I always thought those sauce packets were kinda cute, but no way would I want anyone to take them seriously for a proposal!

Some people are a fan of this, but I really don't like the idea of a proposal that happens in bed. How can you tell that story to your family?

Answer 13

i asked my sister to ask her best friend to give my girl shaniqua a note from me that i typed and it had said kick it with me fo'eva pleez.....then i put a box for yes no and maybe...she sent it back and it was marked maybe...i stills got my hopes up,no what im sayin'...maybe ill text her later or ask my sister to call her and see what up....