I was recently was pulled over for dwi and animal abuse. I blew a 0.39 and had a dead goat in the car what>>

Question

if any, how much jail time I looking at. This is my 3rd offense.?

Answer 1

You are full of scheisse, because you didn't blow no .39.  

Answer 2

Are you for real?

Answer 3

it's perfectly legal in some states to be drunk and driving, as long as, you have a dead goat in the vehicle.

Answer 4

What the frick were you doing with a dead goat in your car??

Answer 5

i am sorry for not being helpful, but is this you or hypothetical???  

Answer 6

Dead goat?

Awkward.

Answer 7

Community Service- Servicing.the live goats.

Answer 8

too bad you didn't have a video camera-sounds like the beginning of a quentin tarantino movie

good luck, seriously-lay off the booze and the goats

Answer 9

like 5 years.

Answer 10

Life in prison  and no chance of parole..

Answer 11

A dead goat in the car? wtf?

Answer 12

20 year sentence for being inhumane.  I hope.

Answer 13

dude....your stupid!

Answer 14

With DWI's it all depends on the circumstances of the crime.

Like if your Rich or Famous.....if not....your probably SCREWED!!!!! See ya on the Chain gang.

Dead goat huh? Jeez I hope it was to eat.

Answer 15

Depends upon the state law.  In Missouri a 3rd offense for DWI is a felony, with up to 7 years in jail.  Animal abuse brings 3 to 5 years.

Answer 16

Most states with the 3 strike rule, the judge gets to be a "d**k" so you may be in for longer than what the law says because of the 3 strikes... Maybe 3 to 5 unless you violate Probation

Answer 17

did you say you blew a dead goat?

Answer 18

If you can prove the goat died from natural causes then you can get the animal abuse charges dismissed.

Answer 19

Hopefully the rest of your life!  That way you don't get out on the road and kill me and my family with your reckless and stupid behavior.  Most states have a 3 strike your out law I believe (Texas does)  so your looking at some serious time on top of your dead goat charge (I don't even want to know)  Bottom line is that you should never be able to drive again!  You need to be locked up or strapped in a car in the middle of a desert with no one else around except for things to run into with someone driving with an blood alcohol content of 0.39!  Maybe then you won't be around to kill innocent people on the roadway.  Such a bright start to a promising future.  

Answer 20

...jail?...lets try an asylum...

-Not impossible to blow a .39... i blew a .30 once, but i sure as **** wasn't driving...

Answer 21

what the h**l?  If you are telling the truth (which I doubt because .40 is considered a FATAL dose of alcohol), then I say you deserve as much jail time as they give you.

.39 is more than 6x over the usual state limit of .08- and I am mystified that you were able to  get in the car at that BA level, nevermind drive. You could have killed a lot of innocent people. I'm pretty sure they'll revoke your license for a few months (THANK GOD).

As for the goat, I don't even know how that happened, but I'm sure I don't want to hear the story.

You must be in a rush to kill yourself, the way you keep drinking and driving. But don't worry, liver failure will get you eventually.