I was studying the male body....?

Question

I found some interesting things and I have come to a conclusion....Men make the best mothers because they give birth to millions of tadpoles every day and nurse them for a month or so and then send them off into the cruel world all on their own....I am touched by how well men care for the tadpoles my friend also said every time men play with themselves its them holding their babies ._.

Answer 1

Sperm are 'nursed', as you call it, for a few months at most inside the man's testes. Girls are born with all their eggs inside their ovaries and keep them safe and healthy all their life.

Also, women are the ones who nuture the foetus inside them for 9 months.

As I see it, women make the best mothers, at least biologically speaking. Not surprising, really, or the world would be very different.

"my friend also said every time men play with themselves its them holding their babies "

No, everytime a man plays with himself he is holding his c*ock. Sort of self-evident.

Answer 2

yeah but they kill them by flushing or wiping them away.

Answer 3

What is your question?

Answer 4

Thanks for putting new light on the reason I touch myself so much.  I'll have to tell my girlfriend that I'm actually being compassionate and loving when I put my hand down my pants.

Answer 5

There is a VAST different between

a. a baby, a sentient living breathing thing

and

b. sperm, a mass of half complete chromosomes that are only capable of swimming and impregnating.

Women have the hormonal instincts to mother a child. Fathers are fathers, mothers are mothers, I hate when people try to say it can be any other way.  

Answer 6

I'm afraid you have confused "gammetes" with "zygotes".

A gammete is just a s*x cell which has only a single purpose - to fuse with another s*x cell. Gammetes are not "babies" because they are only single cells. In fact they aren't even whole cells, either. Whole cells have two pairs of chromosomes. Gammetes have only a single pair of chromosomes. The gammete they are trying to find has the other pair. If the gammete does not find another gammete, it can't live as half a cell for very long and eventually dies.

Males produce so many gammetes because each individual one is made with a minimum of energy. Females produce a single cell with a huge investment of energy. This is usually in the form of yolk. Again, unfertilized eggs go bad, no matter how much yolk is present. The entire numbers stragety is summed up as "quantity vs quality". However, Stalin was said to remark "quantity has a quality all its own".

Another reason that so many male s*x cells are produced is that s***n is actually a liquid tissue, like blood. A tissue is defined as a collection of different cells bound together by some sort of matrix. In bone, the matrix is a solid mineral. In blood and s***n, the matrix is water. Sperm cells all apear identical, but they are not. Only a small fraction of them are designed to seek out an egg. Most of the others act as either guides or actively block foreign sperm. Human males in fact have "killer sprem" designed to seek and destroy sperm from another man. A man will actually increase his amount of killer sperm if he suspects his partner is being unfaithful.

Human males m********e because it is part of our sexuality. Nearly all other male mammals (primates included) have what is known as an "ostpene". It is an actual bone which gives the male the ability to achieve an instant erection. To see this structure in action, simply watch a pair of deer mate. Human males lack this structure, which means the female has to personally stimulate the male to enable successful mating. This intimacy streghtens the human pair bond enormously. Humans spend most of their adult lives raising a single generation of offspring which take decades to mature. Human females need human males around to make this job possible. This is why s*x has become so intimate amoungst our species.