I was told I had to take the first job that came along or I would lose my benefit?

Question

The job I had to take was extracting sperm from turkeys,for artificial insemination,I had done two hundred and my arm was killing me,I stopped for a rest,and a wee turkey came up to me and went,gobble,gobble,gobble,I said bugger off you're getting a ham shank the same as the rest of them.

Answer 1

Nice

Answer 2

all i can say is ,i laughed for five mins before answering this question.

i will use this joke on thursday night,the guys will love it.GREAT..LOL

Answer 3

ha ha  easy come no so easy ti blow uh

see chaza he has that repetitive strain thing too if you give him advice about his frction burns am sure he`ll help you

Answer 4

an absolute cracker.never heard it before.i will be passing that joke round ma work tomorrow.brill

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I gave this a star before answering; the reason is one of the lads in the office and myself have a coffee/ tea, prior to trawling our way through the day. Told him this joke, and he has already text it to a mucker of his.

An absolute cracker. Eck, for original jokes I salute you.

Answer 6

and your real name is gordon strachan

Answer 7

I will steal this joke and say it was my own it was that good

Answer 8

haaaaaaaaa!

love it mate, never heard that before, top notch

Answer 9

you tosser