I was watching the cartoon The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack today when they have a beard contest.?

Question

"Beard Buddies" i believe. at one point a sailor grabs another ones beard and says "your beard doesn't connect, its like some kind of [f a g?] beard. I'm sure they wouldn't say this on a children's cartoon, but that's what it sounded like. does anyone know what really was said? Thanks

Answer 1

it did sound like f*g beard, but that cant be right

Answer 2

I believe what your referring to actually said "fake beard" NOT "f*g beard".