I was wondering what are good excuses can I use to NOT PAY FOR MY FOOD? Besides a DIN AND DASH????????????????

Question

True story I actualy found a PENNY in my chineese food and a RUBBER band in another food. GROSE!!

(And plus the little curly q' hairs from 'down there') GROSE!!! This is the grosest of them all because that is sick!!!

SO do you no of any REALLY GOOD all time ecxuses to not have to pay for food???

(I am really low on the budgit and I like to eat only outside food becous I cant know how to cook!!!) lol!!!

Answer 1

Your playing with fire...and lawsuits if caught.

Answer 2

if you were to pull that off in my restaurant, you would be tomorrow's special.

I don't believe your story either.  The health department is way too strict and thorough.  That fear alone is enough to make any restauranteer to make sure their food is untampered with.  Unless you sent back the same plate multiple times, nobody will accidentally or deliberately put foreign objects in their food.  Too much liability.

Answer 3

Ummm...ewww! First of all that is totally disgusting!! If I were you, I would quite eating at those places... & if this "finding weird stuff in my food" is a reoccurring theme...maybe you should take a hint & learn to cook... A) It might be Fun...

B) Learn to spell... it's *actually *Chinese *Gross...not Grose *know,not "no" * excuses * budget & * because...

C) YOU CANNOT ASK STRANGERS ON-LINE ........................................... TO STEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THAT'S WRONG ... YOU JUST COME ACROSS TRASHY ASKING THAT KIND OF QUESTION!!!!  

YOU'RE ASKING HOW TO BREAK THE LAW????????

LEARN TO COOK...GET A JOB... PROVIDE FOR YOURSELF & QUIT USING OUR TAX DOLLARS TO HELP FREE LOADERS LIKE YOU!

NOT "LOL"... HOW ABOUT GET A JOB?

Answer 4

Okay, well, first off, that is disgusting. Stop eating at those nasty chinese places. But here's what I would say:

"Excuse me, I can not pay for this meal because I have to leave in a hurry to go find a job."

Answer 5

Learn to Cook. You might enjoy it? Or hit up the dollar menu.