I went to the shop and i bought........

Question

come on guys make me laugh!

Answer 1

the shop

Answer 2

an anal intruder and a pound of oranges.

Answer 3

the shop!!

Answer 4

a bellydancer...me!

Answer 5

3 satsumas, a pound of butter, a tub of vasaline, 6 bananas, 4 carrots, 20 asprins, ben g*y, 8 lightbulbs, a trident, 2 pairs of scissors and a old boot.

Answer 6

A nipple pump. :D

Answer 7

Tampax

Answer 8

A hooker!

Answer 9

if you're a woman and depending on the shop (im a bloke so this may be rude) a d***o? a vibrator one that sits and warms up on the radiator.

nickers i can eat a bra that you cant be and a set of cuffs and chains and an open faced toilet seat.

lol hows that.

it just *** up in my hed splat!

Answer 10

Tickle x

Answer 11

s*x

Answer 12

vajajay cream

Answer 13

milk!

Answer 14

the fit guy over the counter lol  

Answer 15

a f***y shaped willy

Answer 16

''i went to the store and i bought......."a booger!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha

Answer 17

a little green man, the shopkeeper promised me it was an experience...

the next day i brought the green man back, and the shopkeeper asked why did you bring him back?

i replied, he's a fat slob, not a martian.

the keeper replied i never said it was a martian.

its your mum.

i tried!

x*x

Answer 18

**** off