I work as a head cook in a top restaurant in blackpool, do you think nelly noo will let me cook for her?

Question

I work as a head cook in a top restaurant in blackpool, do you think nelly noo will let me cook for her?

Answer 1

Depends if she wants someone to cook heads for her!

Answer 2

dont think nelly likes kebabs mate

Answer 3

Of course she will, provided you keep to good traditional English fare like roast beef and Yorkshire pud and proper suet pudding with custard. Abstain from "Foreign muck" like Homard Thermidor, Caviar or Gravadlax, Tarte Tatin, Apple Strudel, Paella, Spaghetti alle Vongole, Bhuna Prawn,etc...

Answer 4

Do you have to keep broadcasting your desire for me to the world?And id let anyone cook for me x

Answer 5

What for burgers in a bun, hot dog bun, with a portion of chips and sauce, get a free kiss me quick hat in litter torn streets

Answer 6

The words 'top restaurant' and 'Blackpool' are a contradiction in terms.

Answer 7

She's not keen on McDonalds.

Answer 8

No sweetie, not a hope in h**l. Sorry x*x

Answer 9

i thought nelly noo didnt like baackpool

Answer 10

Well she'll be getting a free meal... I don't think your after her eating your 'food' though are you James? Naughty boy!