I wrote a Euwaitian Crapee or is it a post modern Haiku?

Question

My laptop has gone ......................... funny

It didn't cost much ............................. I found it in a skip

Soon it will be going ......................... home

It's picking up interference ............... from Mars

I'll need a new one soon .................... maybe from the Moon

Can anyone recommend .................. any good skips

Answer 1

"Hi!",

I love this one. It's really funny.

I'm going to have to attempt a funny one.

Great job

Cheers. : )

Answer 2

Trigee-nosis was eradicated after the Great Corn Blight of 97.

Answer 3

If you find a laptop in a skip .................. not funny

It'll cost more than that ..........................  leave it in the skip

Stooge be coming home .................  ... to the skip

He is a Martian with a hat .................. . made of tinfoil

glue a antenna .......................... to that abacus

pretend you get .................... .... a signal

Answer 4

Good job - well done LOL. You found it while skipping home from Mars??  That is a visual worth having - loved it ♥

Answer 5

I think its a Masters Ring Piece or a Master for the Bate gallery or at least worth a Mahsters degree in Crapee Commodetry.

Answer 6

Wow am I getting confused here, I thought haiku was 5-7-5  or are you guys just kidding around here?  Anyway the poem was funny and some of the answers as well!

Cheers!!!

Answer 7

The skip makes it slip

other then that the read

really jives.

Answer 8

Maybe Eu should Wait until you get TD's approval/blessing/disapproval or analysis at least.

Sorry, can't recommend any GOOD skips...

Answer 9

We live in one dear.