IF ...you could 'streak' at one public/sporting/televised event - what would it be and why ?

Question

I wouldn't streak and I don't think much of streakers or streaking, but if i had to streak I'd do it at a sport event like Superbowl - i can run pretty fast so I'd run the length of the field carrying an inflatable banana, before landing on my chest and shouting 'touch down!'

of course i'd get arrested thereafter, but man you'd make front page headline news heh.

so if you had to streak , where would you do it ?

Answer 1

A swimming gala!

1. Got the pool as an escape route

2. When you're wet you're slippery

3. You're not allowed to run in swimming pools so they won't be able to catch ya!

Answer 2

The Olympics because it only comes once every four years and everyone around the world is watching it and i would totally go streaking there because i would be on the new WORLD WIDE!

Answer 3

I'd streak across Anfield with the words "Kopites are..." written on my back and an arrow pointing to my @rsehole.  Trouble is, I'd have to spend the next month washing my feet of the uncleanliness.