IS GOLF better than s*x !! ??

Question

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than s*x.....

#10... A below par performance is considered d**n good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6.. You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3 ... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than s*x....

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#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it

Answer 1

UMM, no..

Answer 2

Not at my house, it's not! (Senior Player!)

Answer 3

Depends who your playing with - in both ways!

Answer 4

well at least you've more chance of getting near a hole.

Answer 5

David Letterman obviously doesn't get laid enough - and when he does, isn't getting good s*x.

Answer 6

About the same if you can get a hole in one ( or the other! )

Answer 7

During one round of golf, you get to put it in 18 different holes, while during s*x, you get to do 2, 3 tops...  But s*x is much more satisfying on a frustrating day...

Answer 8

A little bit of both would be good:-)  I believe that we all need a littlle variety at times:-)

Answer 9

Very funny, but no.  Golf is in no way better than s*x.

Answer 10

Haha people need a sense of humor..

Answer 11

funny, but no

Answer 12

i do good in both, so i cant go wrong. lol

Answer 13

Playing good golf is better than good s*x.  Bad s*x is much more fun than bad golf.  I'm a professional golfer and my gf is hot.  I can hardly go wrong!!

Answer 14

it depends who you play with and how good you are