IS THIS PROBLEM!!!!!!?

Question

I woke up this morning and masturbated using conditioner. And after it stung a little to pee and i was wondering what is wrong? I don't think it could be an std because i am a virgin, Could it be one?

Answer 1

to most of the people above me:

you do not need to have s*x to get STD's some STD's are transmitted other ways also.

but anyway no condition and shampoo if they get inside the tip can sting for a while

Answer 2

no

u just dont get soap in the hole at the tip of the p***s lol

i know what u mean im 10 and i warshed down there in the shower and it stung

just drink alot of water so u can pee the infection out

Answer 3

Your an idiot arent you? How can you get an STD if youre a virgin?? YOu just got a little conditioner in your dickhole. JEEEZZZ. How retarded can you get.

Answer 4

does your pubes feel a lot smoother now?

Answer 5

u gotta use a condom when u use conditioner u dont kno where its been who knows you could have genital wortz now

Answer 6

yes you have caught L'Oreal it is a rare but fatal std caused by using your moms hair products. consult a hairdresser for further advice!

Answer 7

it is that u got some inside...

Answer 8

it is not an STD.  You just got some of the conditioner in your p***s.  Just drink a lot of water and pee a lot today and it should clear it all out in the next couple of days and then you should be fine.

Answer 9

no, ur not supposed to use conditioner or shampoo, everyone knows that burns

Answer 10

dude, this question is making me laugh so much i dont think i can answer it without offending you. thanks for the points spanky!!!

Answer 11

obviously you don't know what an STD is....

Answer 12

.................................. WTF?

free two points :D

Answer 13

you've just got some conditioner in your p***s so it stings luckily it didn't start to bubble