IT'S RAINING Again!?

Question

I live on the streets with a laptop that i found in the dumpster.

I have nothing but that and the clothes on my back.

It's now raining and i am slowly melting.

I don't know what to do.

Some Old guy just offered me nachoes and i said AHYEITHGI. WHAT's WRONG WITH ME~????

HOW dO I STAY DRY??

Answer 1

Mental illness is treatable.  I know from personal experience.

Answer 2

I found a poncho works better than an umbrella. What do you do to keep your laptop dry? and where do you go to charge your laptop when the batteries die? Oops, you are asking the question here.

Answer 3

all lyou have to do is pinch yourself...you will come out of the nightmare, and back to reality.  Not a problem.  Stay off the street drugs, it is bad for your health.