Ideas for helping with bad burns?

Question

Hi, I found a pool in Hawaii, it looked nice and warm. I jumped in, and it was really really warm, turned out I had jumped into a pool of hot lava.

Now I got some bad burns and asprin isn't helping, any ideas to help get rid of them?

Also, the lava melted my right arm and leg off, any ideas where to find replacements?

Answer 1

Because of how bad these burns are you need to go to the ER right away.  Because of what you described about what it did to your leg and arm it sounds like 3rd degree burns.

Answer 2

um...poor you. You could try aloe vera gel. it sooths burns and heals them faster.

Answer 3

Yes, I know where to get you the replacements. But it'll cost an arm and a leg.

Answer 4

Kibbbbbbles and bits, kibbles and bits! I'm gonna get me some kibbles and bits.......

Answer 5

I can tell you are very sick, yes, you need help! Go right now... for help!