Ideas for obnoxious Things to do on a cruise

Question

Im 15 and im going on a cruise on the 17th. Anybody have any funny or practical ideas for fun or to annoy my fellow cruise mates?

Answer 1

Jump overboard and test your swimming skills.  

Answer 2

The idea for going on a cruise is NOT to annoy everyone else who's paid for their right to enjoy a vacation. There are plenty of other reasons to go...that is not one of them. If you can't even respect that fact, maybe you shouldn't be going on a cruise...you sound quite immature for your age.  

Answer 3

Pretend you're a Shaolin monk and sit in your bunk in silence for the entire trip and let your mates enjoy their trip (which is costing probably an arm and a leg)...gets 'em every time!

Answer 4

Here's 9 things that you can do in the elevator

1) Sit down and occasionally rub people's lower legs

2) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play

3) Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking

4) Lean against the door, talking on the phone so when it opens you fall out

5) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves

6) Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, and back on

7) Ask if you can push the buttons for people, but push the wrong ones

8) Drop a pen and wait until somebody picks it up and then scream" that's mine!"

**and my favorite---

9) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

Lol, hope you have a good time.

Answer 5

Try and soak as many fully dressed people preferably holding expensive cameras or carrying their towels-that is if there's a pool on board.

You've probably seen the film titanic right? Well you know the incredibly famous scene where the couple are standing at the end of the ship (there's probably a technical term for this, but i don't know it) well reinact this scene singing "my heart will go on" at the top of your voice. Not so much a practical joke but its bound to win you some laughs!

thought of another one that really shouldn't be taken seriously!: Pretend to or break  one of your limbs or cause serious injury to yourself this means you will delay the whole cruise when they air lift you to the nearest hospital! -bear in mind this requires a very strong pain barrier as well of buckets full of courage!-

Answer 6

Why would anyone TRY to figure out a way to ruin people's good time? Instead of being annoying why not just enjoy the cruise and have a good time with everyone else?