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Ideas for the chav Olympics?

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One is planning a Basildon Olympics, and need some event ideas, such as 100m pie dash, or Ooops upside ya head rowing. My logo will be five interlinking sovereign rings.

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  1. best outfit, burberry will be up with the leaders no doubt.  


  2. Manchester shooting team

    introduce new fathers for justice rock climbing on outside of stadium

  3. Madam, might I suggest a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest.

    I would be prepared to donate my gas chamber.

  4. 100 litre cider downing sprint.

    who can served the most alcohol event

  5. 800m Buggy Sprint

    110m Back Garden Fence Hurdle

    Earlobe Weighlifting Competition (sponsored by Elizabeth Duke)

    Love the "rowing team".... they've got 4 years to work on their synchronisation, thank goodness.


  6. (Fake) Gold Medallion Hammer Throw.

    100m Getaway Sprint - could follow on from Shop Lift Supermarket Trolley Hurdles.

    Soulja Boy Dance-off.

    Illicit Weapon Knife Javelin

    Burberry Cap Discus Toss.

  7. Grand theft auto, seems to have a familiar ring about it.

    I do predict a gold medal in the taking for the local gentry.

  8. See who can drink the most cheap cider without falling over, you could race them like dogs at the track but instead of them chasing a rabbit they could chase a giro or something.

  9. 80 metre, pop a cap in you *ss pistol event :)

  10. Thong wedgying

    Pregnant bint chain smoking with puffer deprivation

    Happy slapping using the mother.

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