If America starts a draft, where can I move to avoid getting drafted?

Question

If America starts a draft, where can I move to avoid getting drafted?

Answer 1

Canada would be a good bet.

Answer 2

You are talking about it like that is a bad thing.  Quit being a wuss and see what you are really made of you tattoo'ed, hair dyed wimp!

Answer 3

Grow a big moustache and move to Mexico. lol :-)

Answer 4

Aren't you from Scotland??

I didn't realize that they draft out of country now!!!

Answer 5

Why bother.  You just have to claim you're a homosexual.

Answer 6

I've found you the perfect draught excluder! It will certainly exclude you from any draughts!

http://www.scottish-crafts.co.uk/nessiea...

Answer 7

If you have conscientious reasons just face the issue.

Pacifism is no crime

Answer 8

Hm, well Canada isn't as welcoming as it used to be, I guess you could try Mexico. As an eighteen year old, I must say, I've been giving this a lot of thought as well. And to the woman who isn't even FROM amerika, you don't know what you're talking about. The military has been hitting record lows in regard to recruitment. Nobody wants to fight this war anymore. Let me tell you, if the new president (whoever they may be), brings back the draft, there will be mass riots and protests this country hasn't seen since the 1960s. Anyway, I wouldn't worry to much, it doesn't seem likely that we'll have another draft. If there is though, you could always leave town and hitchhike across the country with me! Just a suggestion, peace!

Answer 9

Geez Louise, just go up to the recruiter and plant a wet one on his mouth or grow some gonads and fight for your country.

Answer 10

You can move to Canada, but what are you a wimp? Fight like a man, join the corp.

Answer 11

with me, i have  plenty of closet space...

Answer 12

Antartica. dress in a tux and the penguins will hide you among them

Answer 13

you won't get drafted... you're too puny.  

Answer 14

Nova Scotia: you don't need a passport to go there, unlike the rest of Canada now. You could also try hitting on the recruiter, unless he's g*y too, in which case you'll be drafted AND involved in a secret g*y relationship.  

Answer 15

mehico

or just become a politician - they look after the important stuff while joe public goes to war, theyd like to go, no really, its just they have to do this stuff at home.

seriously its important stuff, no they cant even take turns in the warzone, has to be done from home because the paper at home is different and no substitute can cover for a reason you wouldnt understand. ill explain later in the report.

Answer 16

That's not even a logical question.  There is zero chance of a draft.  Why?  Because there are thousands of young men, unlike yourself, that are brave, eager, and willing to fight proudly for their country, not hide away like a coward.  

I half wish there was a draft so that lazy scum like you would serve a purpose for once.  I'm not even FROM America and I have more patriotism and loyalty than you!

Answer 17

Zimbabwe or Cuba; either would be a wonderful choice: the women are bodacious and fairly relaxed about having s*x with any guy that's got a few bux in his pocket, everything's cheap because the countries are such disaster zones, and they have air service so they're easy to get to (and easy to get back out of!).

Personally, I'd go for Cuba so I could come back to the States from time to time for shopping and blondes; but, hey, that's just me!

Hugs 'n Kisses!!! '08

Answer 18

Sweden.

Answer 19

TEXAS.Worked for Bush.