If Bacon Spoke.................?

Question

who here likes bacon? If so, If your bacon talked to you, would you still eat it?

Answer 1

h**l yeah.cause i would talk to it back and say,through the teeth and pass the gums cause i'm gonna eat your *** yum,yum yum.

Answer 2

YES.... Don't play with your food... just eat them...

Answer 3

I would first give it to the media and make millions of dollars off of it. Then I would eat it.

Answer 4

I would ask him what football team he likes if he said anyone but Plymouth I would eat him! poor thing : (

Answer 5

I love bacon. I'd still eat it even if he talked to me :)

Answer 6

hecks no, even though i luv me some bacon but no, thats just nasty like eatin a live pig

Answer 7

Id have to say that i would chat it up first