If Christians and atheists were playing paintball, who would win?

Question

If Christians and atheists were playing paintball, who would win?

Answer 1

atheists they have nothing to lose.lol

Answer 2

Christians. The athiests would not believe in the paint because they can't see it until it is too late.

Answer 3

CHRISTIANSSSSS

Answer 4

dpends who was a better player. what would religion have naything to do with it? steryotype is a steryotype. thats like saying who would eat a fried chicken bucket faster, a black dude or a redneck... its just stupid...

Answer 5

The Zen Buddhists.

Answer 6

honestly.. it would probably be a tie

both groups would be playing with a little chip on their shoulders

"The athiests would not believe in the paint because they can't see it until it is too late."

omg that was too funy loll

Answer 7

The Christians. They've got more experience in killing in the name of Christianity.

Answer 8

atheist maybe, because christians think they have a "continue" option when the game's over.

Answer 9

Chuck Norris.

Answer 10

Paintball is just a theory and has never been proven.

Answer 11

I played against a church group once and got lit up like the fourth. LOL

Answer 12

Who cares?  Paintball is about having fun, not winning.

Answer 13

atheists because we don't play by the rules

Answer 14

The agnostics, sitting the whole thing out, keeping their clothes so nice and clean.  

Answer 15

Christains would not have a guarrenteed victory, but if God wants the Christians to win in this game, then the athiests are going to suck pretty bad.

Answer 16

Whoever was most skilled at the game would win. Skill isn't dependent upon one's religion, or lack thereof.  

Answer 17

Atheists, because I'd turn the other cheek:  if they hit me on the right buttcheek with a red paintball, I'd let them hit me on the left buttcheek with a yellow paintball.

Answer 18

There are more Christians then atheists, so Christians would win.

Answer 19

Neither would be guaranteed victory. The real war is the spiritual one against the world, the flesh and the devil. Jesus has won that one for the Christians and we will be with him in eternity!!

Answer 20

Despite what the Christians tell you, you would find this atheist securely entrenched in his foxhole.

Answer 21

Christians. We are definitely a lot more trigger happy and bloodthirsty.

Answer 22

paintball is a ridiculous game made up by a bunch of men to control the masses.

Answer 23

Are the christians carrying the ark of the covenant?  Even if not, I would still say them, if there is one thing I know about christians, it is that they are always ready for war!