If Chuck Norris dies in public tomorrow, would the "Chuck Norris Facts" stop appearing all over the place?

Question

Who here is absolutely sick of hearing this on-going gag lauding the supposed "hyper-masculinity" of this washed-up one-hit actor from the 1980s?

Do you think if the so-called "Chuck Norris Facts" would stop appearing if he died in public, on camera, tomorrow? To convince everyone that the sonofagun is dead, there probably needs to be video footage of his severed head, or he must be incinerated.

Answer 1

nope

Answer 2

No way, he'd be like Elvis then!

Answer 3

You, my friend, are a man who should run for president.

Answer 4

well yeah that was pissing me off too

so i had to go and beat him up

Answer 5

What are you trying to say? If you even think of killing him you'll explode. You know that right? He's like santa clause. He knows it when your sleeping, and when your awake, when you've been bad or good, you get the picture.

Answer 6

why are you thinking what im thinking?

Answer 7

Ahh, teenage angst.   Too bad the Norris facts are funny.  Lighten up, you might be seen as more sociable then.