If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?

Question

If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?

Answer 1

To get dry probably? Besides, he's just a cartoon.

Answer 2

To get dry of course.

Answer 3

Any bird lover can tell you that ducks hate getting their bottoms wet!

Answer 4

to dry himself

Answer 5

To dry his rather large p***s of course :) x

Answer 6

wet pubes dont look good on tv

Answer 7

He's mocking Disney through the art of irony.

Answer 8

yeah.... its great int it!

Answer 9

Because it's a cartoon.

Answer 10

to get dry, and so the kids wont c nothin...

lol

hes cartoon

Answer 11

because is wet

Answer 12

coz he needs to dry off !

Answer 13

to dry his wee duck p***s  

Answer 14

didnt lee evans ask the same question?

haha i dont know.

Answer 15

To catch the drips and stop his **** sticking to a plastic stool.

Answer 16

Heheh pwopa funny questions you ask!

Donald ducks just trying to impress all the mizzes....

Answer 17

how come i smoked weed a while ago but i dont got the munchies..lol

true story

LMAO@ the dude down

Answer 18

his feathers act like a permanent coat but when he comes out of the shower his coat is wet and soft, and he is not.