If God lives in Heaven & Mary lives on Earth, how could God keep this long distance relationship going?

Question

If God lives in Heaven & Mary lives on Earth, how could God keep this long distance relationship going?

Answer 1

Really? I accept you in to my life and this is how you repay me?! I need to be alone now... Stop looking over me... I'm serious!

Answer 2

They didn't. Mary was a one night stand. Wham, Bam, thank you Mam.

Answer 3

Your question makes no sense, as God calls each one of us  into a personal relationship with Him. He is the God of the living.

Answer 4

Mary is actually dead she's been dead for like proably 100,000 billion years now........We keep our relationships with God through prayer.

Answer 5

He invented IM and teh interwebs...but wait, that couldn't happen because Mary's a girl and girls don't exist on the internets...this is a good question.

Answer 6

Mary is in her grave sleeping........

Answer 7

God quit visiting because of the high price of gas.

Answer 8

God doesnt live in heavan and he is not married nor will ever have kids

Answer 9

Medieval and Renaissance paintings of the Annunciation show a dove fluttering around the hem of Mary's skirt. Theologians call that consummation by carrier pigeon. Comes with a killer o****m!