If I become a Scientologist will I be forced to sleep with Tom Cruise and John Travolta?

Question

If I become a Scientologist will I be forced to sleep with Tom Cruise and John Travolta?

Answer 1

Sign me up!!!

Answer 2

I blame reverse vampire zombies for this one.

Answer 3

will you like it ? I mean are you g*y ?

Answer 4

Yes, but not until you reach Level III.

Answer 5

Could be worse.  Could be L.Ron.

Answer 6

absolutely

Answer 7

These questions make me uncomfortable.  We are all getting sued just for seeing this question. Thanks dude.

Answer 8

who gives a flying sh*t about that stupid cult. although i would not mind if a "jonestown" happened with tom cruise and john travolta.

Answer 9

Yes, at the same time. And I hear Will Smith might be joining that gang bang soon.

Answer 10

No you wouldn't have to go all the way as a new member

or maybe its how you get in?

Answer 11

Naw!

Answer 12

their wives might object

Answer 13

Only if you give them millions of dollars. Or buy them toupees.  

Answer 14

Yes, in a closet.

And afterwards, Tom Cruise will sue you in England.

Answer 15

Do you really waist 5 points asking this?

DFF

Answer 16

I'm afraid that you will!

Answer 17

Ignorance is sad....

Answer 18

  sure   'forced'...........