If I can tune a piano, why can I not tuna fish ?

Question

If I can tune a piano, why can I not tuna fish ?

Answer 1

because your grammar sucks

Answer 2

The treble with trying to tuna fish is that fishes only use the bass clef and they flat out avoid anything sharp at the end of a line.  Plus, it's a whole lot easier to catch a piano (...unless it's being thrown ...or dropped).

Answer 3

You need to give "anigma" best answer... that's brilliant.

Answer 4

THAT was clever!! BRAVO!

Thumbs up to Wild Bill.

Answer 5

because a fish won't stay still long enough for you to tuna

Answer 6

I would think there too many  scales to sort out!

Answer 7

OMG!  Hysterically laughing, Falling out of my chair, rolling on floor, trying to catch my breath, tears rolling down my face, sides aching from so much laughter.  Yeah, that was kinda funny.