If I could solve your problems, what do you think i would be? ?

Question

One stupid seagull picking styrofoam up out of the sea.

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What do you all make of this concept?

Answer 1

Want to solve my problems? Be my boyfriend :D

Answer 2

Magic 8 ball?

Answer 3

If you could solve all my problems I think I would love you more than myself because then life would just be bliss. I really wish you could solve all my problems but I guess its only a dream.

Answer 4

If you could solve all my problems, I think you would be God.

Answer 5

you would be a miracle worker

Answer 6

is this a poem? hmm if you could solve my probems, u'd be the new God...and as for seagulls, i was attacked by one when i was in NJ. those suckers are HUGE compared to the ones in NY...like..turkeys or something...xD

Answer 7

The all knowing Oracle. But if that's true then I can't make a choice since the choice is already known. How can I make a decision if you already know what I am going to do. (I throw cookies against the wall) Maybe you knew I was going to do that....

Answer 8

That the seagull is obliviously smart

he doesn't know what he is doing

but he's doing something smart

if you could fix all my problems i'd honestly think you were either a phyciatrist, a doctor, or god

Answer 9

problem solver

Answer 10

if you could solve my problems, yo uwould be able to speed up time and get me to finish university with a perfect score.

So, you would be a time machine, with a brain, that would sit my exams