If I cross a railway line?

Question

....how long will it take to untangle it?

Answer 1

I am sorry to disillusion you, but unless you really are  Superman there is no way that you will be able to do that alone. Didn`t you ever watch the old "Way out to the West" cowboy and Indian films? When the baddie  bought up all the poor folks` homesteads so he could run the rail-road through their land, he didn`t do it alone!! He hired teams of Chinese and Irish navies to cross the railway lines for him, so that he could triumphantly drive the first `iron horse` into New Towns-ville to the cheers of the waiting towns folk.

Answer 2

So you think this is a suitable question to enter under "Rail" ?

Not so mister

Answer 3

Who are you, Superman?!!!!!

Answer 4

You need several blokes to un-clip it then with a 360 road railer with rail grab, pick up the rail.  You can wrap it around each rail a few times.

Answer 5

Two derailments and a multi-million pound share hand-out

Answer 6

Never, unless you have a torch and a very big sledge hammer.

Answer 7

a lot longer than it did for you to get it tangled.

Answer 8

What?

Answer 9

if your luck permits you reach home safe or ,,,,,,,,,,,,

Answer 10

It only takes a moment for a train to clear the way when an idiot gets in the way.  Want to know how?

Go to You Tube. Register. Enter "Banned from TV - train accident" into the search box.

After watching, ask yourself how long it took.  Then remember to stay the h**l out of the way.

Answer 11

I think this question would be more appropriate in the Jokes and riddles section as it has certain similarities of style to jokes and riddles though lacking the underlying humour.

The joke is If I cross a Railway Line, will he send his mates round to sort me out.

Answer 12

2 days