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If I develop my telekinetic powers to TeleSharkâ„¢ unsuspecting scantily-clad women, would that be illegal?

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If I develop my telekinetic powers to TeleSharkâ„¢ unsuspecting scantily-clad women, would that be illegal?

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  1. The last time I telesharked a chick i was sued as she was in fact an old black man named rodney and he was having his period...


  2. no clue.. But you might end up in a secret government lab to be studied then dissected.

  3. No, and neither are my psychiac abilities that tell me when you are doing it.

  4. Dear Love Shark,

    I don't understand the question.  I have telekinetic power and sometimes my mouse button clicks before I touch it.  The electrical energy passes from my finger to the button without actual contact.  

    If you have this, you can probably work your hand like a vibrator...LOL...and that should make you very popular with the ladies, moreso than you already are, if that is possible???.  

    I don't think it would be illegal.  Such are the burdens of the Love Shark.

  5. No, but if you develop your telepathetic powers more people will take pity on you.

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