If I don't eat anything with a face...?

Question

Does it make me a vegan or a vegetarian?

Answer 1

You would be a lacto-ovo vegetarian most likely. Vegetarians don't eat the flesh from sentient beings but often consume body fluids (dairy) and menstrual waste (eggs) and other things from animals.

Vegans don't eat or buy any product that has been inside or touched an animal.

Answer 2

You should try not to eat anything that has gravity too. :-)

Answer 3

It makes you a feel-gooder (like most vegetarians)  since you decide what a "face" is. What's the definition of a "face"? I think a crab has a face do you?

Everyone in Maryland knows the first thing you do before preparing a soft crab sandwich is to "cut off the face" of the crab.

Answer 4

Do you intend to eat oysters?

Answer 5

Oysters and other bivalves dont have faces either... by your defintion of a "vegetarian" anybody who eats those are vegetarians too

But a lettuce has a head, ginger has a foot or toes... do they count?

Answer 6

Lacto-ovo vegetarians don't eat any meat (cow, pig, birds, fish, crustaceans, etc.) or any meat-derived products (gelatin, lard, rennet, etc.) but do consume dairy products and eggs.

Lacto-vegetarians are vegetarians who don't consume meat or eggs, but do eat dairy.  Likewise,  ovo-vegetarians do not consume meat or dairy but do eat eggs.

Vegans avoid eating or using all animal products, such as meat, eggs, dairy, wool, honey, fur, leather, silk, and so on.

Answer 7

a Vegetarian.

Answer 8

Oops, potatoes have eyes...no more fries.

Answer 9

yes, but then you also should not try to eat anything with a shadow either, because plants are lifeforms as well.