If I fell from the sky and landed in your pool?

Question

What would be the first thing you say to me?

Answer 1

where the heck did that pool come from? i dont own a pool.

if i owned a pool, "GET OUT OF MY POOL"!

Answer 2

I'd tell you to read the signs. I have 3 posted near the pool:

YOU MUST BE 21 TO ENTER THE POOL

ALL MEN MUST BE NUDE

HEY, MY POOL, MY RULES

Answer 3

I'll have the same feeling like your avatar, hold on to my head and "Oh My God, what had happen?"

Answer 4

I'd say:  "Congratulations in surviving this fall!"

Answer 5

This isn't where you parked your car.

Answer 6

uhh hey.

Answer 7

Get the **** out of my pool you b*****d!!

Answer 8

Hey, how you doing!?

Answer 9

How'r YOU doin'?

Answer 10

I would say: "took you long enough" then ask where the pool came from

Answer 11

Who the h**l did you p**s off?

soon after I'd start to question where the pool came from.

Answer 12

"Good Job! You Okay?!"

Answer 13

Need a drink after that?

Answer 14

"Ouch"