If I get my girlfriend pregnant after eating asparagus?

Question

Will I have a smelly child?

Answer 1

lmao!!! Thanks for the points!!! :)  

Answer 2

Please do the world a favor and don't reproduce.

Answer 3

Yes. Your child will reek of cooked vegetables, and have green pee for life.

Answer 4

This is a very interesting question becuase one is what they eat and therefore your sperm is what you eat and therefore becomes a person which was originally what you ate.

I wonder if real musty people or children with jaundice are the result of asparagus.  I will have to do some research.

Answer 5

OK 1, in my own personal opinion i think you are  too immature for a baby. NO,2 no.

Answer 6

Maybe you should avoid getting her pregnant.  I don't think you're ready. lol