If I go around every pub in any medium sized English town and call the Queen of Britain an ugly fat that ...?

Question

.... deserves to be guillotined. Will I be beaten to death by the people there?

Answer 1

you would be lucky to survive the first pub.

Answer 2

Even so I am not British, but I am a fan of Aristrocracym, I would lightly punsch out your nose body! Nobody offends the British Queen. Not even a punk like you are!

Answer 3

you would be banned from going into England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland and maybe Canada and other current and former British colonies and territories!

Answer 4

The question is, why would you want you?

I suspect if you walk into a bar in any nation and randomly start by bad mouthing their country, you just might get the *beaten* you're trying to provoke, especially if some of them have just downed a few pints of ale and/or have a few shots of liquor in them.

Answer 5

More than likely you would. It's like going to a medium-sized American town and announcing that you're a g*y communist and that you think Reagan was a senile old f**t.

Answer 6

Hopefully, yes. That would be an incredibly rude and insensitive thing to do.

Answer 7

Let me tell you something,firsrt of all you would not go to every Pub in any size town in england,you probably wouldn't  make it out of the first Pub in one Piece,and deserve it.(and I'm American),she hasn't done a d**n thing to you,maybe the British soldiers fighting with our guys and gals in Irac,should talk to you!!!

Answer 8

Come to Australia love and join the rest of the Republicans ;)

Answer 9

I'm American, but as an amateur historian whose followed the life and troubles that Queen Elizabeth has led, I wouldn't beat you to death, might stick a pool cue up you where the sun don't shine....Vlad Tepes did have a few good ideas...LOL