If I had a wife would she scratch my balls for me?

Question

I need my hands for the TV remote and potato chips.

Answer 1

i don't see why not usless your all dirty down there

Answer 2

yes why not, and cut them off too. you will be the first ball-less guy, a least on your hood.

Answer 3

lol!!! she would probably wonder y they are itchy in first place......eeewww!!! she'd  probably would run  to the clinic! lol!!!

Answer 4

You  R disgusting

(LoL to the person who reminded us all of Loretta Bobbitt!)

Answer 5

I'd actually pull at your pubic hair on your balls, and pinch and roll the skin really hard.  Maybe, to be fair to everyone...I'd slap your p***s on the head too.  

Answer 6

i'm not sure a woman would marry you...that's nasty.

Answer 7

I wouldn't

Answer 8

sure baby i would bust your balls i mean scratch your balls...................

Answer 9

I hope she would scratch your balls. Maybe it would get some of those brain cells working. Now, get a life would ya?  

Answer 10

If I was not bored would I be answering this question??? h**l No! Thanks for the points!

Answer 11

Look for a woman by the name of Lorena Bobbitt. She will take care of your 3 piece set.

Answer 12

If you wife's butt was itchy, and her hands were busy with the phone and her drink, could she roll over and have you scratch it for her?