If I have a purple pumpernickel on my bottom does this mean I am royalty?

Question

If I have a purple pumpernickel on my bottom does this mean I am royalty?

Answer 1

i think you mean a pimpernel,anyway remember this,the vessel with the pessel not the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true,

Answer 2

You might want to see a plastic surgeon and have that removed before it turns into something life threatening. Sounds like a very suspicious mole and it could lead to skin cancer.

Answer 3

Bun-Bum

Answer 4

No, I think it means you're a  colour blind baker.

Answer 5

Last I checked, pumpernickel is a bread I've eaten many times in my life. So, I have no idea what you mean.

Answer 6

you have a piece of purple bread on your ***??

i don't think any royalty had that, but i wouldn't know i've never met them.