If I have an affair, will I still go to heaven?

Question

Is that a mortal sin? What if I one of my mistresses is a former nun? Does that help? My wife, moo moo lovins', says I'm gonna burn in h**l either way.

Answer 1

Well, if you're going to h**l anyway... why not have more fun now then?! LOL

I thought moo moo lovins' didn't really know about your affairs...

Answer 2

you told moo moo lovins about the nun?  So she knows you sleep around huh?  Interesting.  

Well, plenty of people are having affairs, divorcing their wives, getting married to the woman they were having the affair with, then going to church together and asking for forgiveness...

so if they can get away with it you can too Im sure.  

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Answer 4

I think it is immoral and should not be allowed. If you are married and you are out with some mistress then you should be ashamed of yourself. This will hurt you, and hurt those you love and care for.

I'm surprised your wife is still there with you. It is not about burning in h**l, its about doing what is right, think about who else this mistress is sleeping with...some aids probably will stop you from messing around so you burn here on earth and in heaven?

Answer 5

Do not worry-  enjoy yourself.

Answer 6

No if you truly repent and never do this  sin again

ask your wife to forgive you and Jesus too!

You will not go to h**l.  

Answer 7

you'll prolly burn in h**l but why not have fun before ya get their ;)

Answer 8

i think you have like a million accounts! and i dont care if you go to heaven if you cheat on  your wife.

Answer 9

Only if you f*ck the pope!  

Answer 10

If you are saved then you will not go to h**l.

you have to repent for your sins.

Answer 11

um adultery is a sin

Answer 12

You will not go to heaven no matter what you do: there is no such thing.

Answer 13

Hope you like toast.

Answer 14

only the dead know, and theyve no way of telling you

Answer 15

Hey. At least you'll be with all the interesting people, not to mention the former nuns.

(Unless you go to Doggy Heaven. Better take your shin guards, just in case.)

Answer 16

But before you go to h**l, you need to finish that trust fund of hers.

Answer 17

Try to not yell "OH GOD" in the middle of things - don't wanna draw attention to yourself!!

Answer 18

You wife moo moo is right.

Answer 19

wow.  i have no response to that.

Edit:  the nun thing, just left me speechless.

Answer 20

As long as you repent and grovel after, you wil be ok.