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If I join Jenny Craig or somethin' like it, and I.........?

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...put on weight would they pay me?

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They might "offer" you a settlement to not advertise that you were a Jenny Craig customer! Hey! now THERE"S an idea. I wonder what they WOULD pay?
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Eat candy bars, guzzle soda, then sue Jenny Craig's malnourished azz. I love it.
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Too funny!  Almost like those before and after photos of the guy sticking out his gut as far as he can....and for the after shot, he appears to be straining to suck it in....

They would probably pay you to leave and never come back...!!!  lol...
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I am at a loss for words. It sounds like a win/win situation. Just let it go to your waist and not to your head.
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No, I don't believe so.
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they would slash your tires every morning

your gut would be bad for business
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They'd pay you to stop coming.
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